My Daughter Looks Like Alan Jackson

Georgina has had some rotten luck in the hair department.

She started off with very little, resembling George Costanza. Look at all that forehead. We still call her George to this day.

just terrible....
And when it finally did come in it resembled more and more like a country singer's bad haircut.... at least it wasn't George Costanza??

Dead ringer for Keith Urban

The Billy Ray period was brief but no less disconcerting

And finally her metamorphosis was complete when she reached Alan Jackson, circa Chattahoochee, level.
The worst part about all this is Alan Jackson, circa Chattahoochee, wasn't the low point. The low point came when she was having a bangs-in-her-face problem so I brought her to the hair dresser and with all her talents, the hair dresser did this

Blunt cut accross her forehead from ear to ear. Nice. Let's get a better look.

Jagged and uneaven.

Look at that depth. She literally gets it halfway to the back of G's head. And don't think this was a twitchy toddlers fault. My daughter is close to impossible on almost all matters but she behaves like an angel when in a barber's chair. Probably something to do with a complete stranger holding a weapon-like object up to her face....

To resolve this problem we resorted to this

Ya, that otta do it.