tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11111415457156724762024-03-14T01:52:37.008-07:00Our Shitty LivesKeeping It Real Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12694685832900405569noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1111141545715672476.post-17323727915899758062013-11-28T16:45:00.001-08:002013-11-28T18:42:45.271-08:00My Daughter Looks Like Alan Jackson<span id="goog_491216483"></span><span id="goog_491216484"></span>Georgina has had some rotten luck in the hair department. <br>
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She started off with very little, resembling George Costanza. Look at all that forehead. We still call her George to this day.<br>
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just terrible....<br>
And when it finally did come in it resembled more and more like a country singer's bad haircut.... at least it wasn't George Costanza?? <br>
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Dead ringer for Keith Urban</div>
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The Billy Ray period was brief but no less disconcerting</div>
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And finally her metamorphosis was complete when she reached Alan Jackson, circa Chattahoochee, level.<br>
The worst part about all this is Alan Jackson, circa Chattahoochee, wasn't the low point. The low point came when she was having a bangs-in-her-face problem so I brought her to the hair dresser and with all her talents, the hair dresser did this<br>
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Blunt cut accross her forehead from ear to ear. Nice. Let's get a better look.</div>
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Look at that depth. She literally gets it halfway to the back of G's head. And don't think this was a twitchy toddlers fault. My daughter is close to impossible on almost all matters but she behaves like an angel when in a barber's chair. Probably something to do with a complete stranger holding a weapon-like object up to her face....<br>
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To resolve this problem we resorted to this<br>
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Ya, that otta do it.</div>
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